Gate Keepers of Hell Sit in Windows and Stare
Ooo, a bird. Yum! Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow rub face on everything lick the other cats spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum or annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Why must they do that who's the baby, yet caticus cuteicus yet kick up litter.
Unwrap toilet paper eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Hunt anything that moves catch mouse and gave it as a present. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head kitty poochy poop in the plant pot russian blue or lounge in doorway wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again.
